so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
2. “I’ll never leave you” doesn’t mean shit
3. Don’t ever let someone touch every inch of your body because when they leave, no part of you will be free from them
4. Alcohol and cigarettes won’t take the pain away
5. Don’t show her your favourite spot because once she’s gone, heaven will feel like hell and all you will want to do is kill yourself
6. Don’t let her show you her favourite song because you will never be able to listen to it again
7. The blood dripping from your wrists won’t make her want to come back to you
8. Getting drunk and calling her at 3 in the morning won’t make her love you again"
I love this 👌👌👌👌👌
- high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
- high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
- school administrator: shit shit
- high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
- school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
- high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
- high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
- high school boy: /explodes
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality